Hillary's Indian Name

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Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The
American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State .She spoke
for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every native
American's present standard of living, should she one day become the
first female President.She referred to her career as a New York Senator,
how she had signed 'yes' for every Indian issue that came to her desk
for approval...Although the Senator was vague on the details of her
plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping
her Indian sisters and brothers'.At the conclusion of her speech, the
Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian
name - Walking Eagle.The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade,
waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of
chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the
Senator.They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so
full of crap it can no longer fly.