Doggy Christmas Carol (Winter Wonderland)

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Doggy Christmas Carol (Winter Wonderland)

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THE DOGGY CAROL (To the Tune of Winter Wonderland)
>
>Dog tags ring, are you listening?
>In the lane, snow is glistening
>It's yellow, NOT white, I've been there tonight,
>Marking up my winter wonderland.
>
>Smell that Tree? That's MY fragrance
>It's a sign for wandering vagrants
>"Avoid where I pee, it's MY property!
>Marked up as my winter wonderland."
>
>In the meadow dad will build a snowman
>following the classical design.
>Then I'll lift my leg and let-it-go-man,
>So all the world will know it's MINE-MINE-Mine!
>
>Straight from me, to the fence post,
>Flows my natural incense BOAST
>"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,
>I mark it as my winter wonderland."

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