The Texan

[4B Kennel]

A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
> attractive woman.
>
> The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the
> gentleman seated over there,' indicating the sender.
>
> She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
> decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering
> for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
>
> The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
> Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
> your pants.'
>
> After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in
> return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter, and instructed him
> to return this to the woman.
>
> It read:
> 'For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
> CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius, and Matrix, in my garage,
> beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in
> Texas.
> There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even
> for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.
> Just send the bottle back!!