
IF YOU HAVE AN OPEN MIND WHY DON'T YOUR BRAINS FALL OUT???

WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD LISP TO HAVE AN "S" IN IT??

IF A SYCHRONISED SWIMMER DROWNS, DOES HE PARTNER HAVE TO??

IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES, WHY AREN'T PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND CALLED HOLES???

IF VEGETARIANS EAT VEGETABLES, WHAT DO HUMANITERIANS EAT???

IS IT TRUE THAT CANNIBALS DON'T EAT CLOWNS BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY???

DID THE EARLY SETTLERS EVER GO CAMPING????

WHY IS IT THAT SUPERMAN COULD STOP BULLETS WITH HIS CHEST, BUT DUCKED WHENEVER SOMEONE THREW A GUN AT HIM???

IF ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE, WHERE IS THE AUDIENCE SITTING???

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE????

CAN FAT PEOPLE GO SKINNYDIPPING???

DO YOU NEED A SILENCER IF YOUR GOING TO SHOOT A MIME????

IF A JOGGER RUNS AT THE SPEED OF SOUND , CAN HE STILL HEAR HIS WALKMAN????

IF A WOMAN CAN BE A METER MAID, CAN A MAN BE A METER BUTLER???

I just can't figure it all out . If you can answer these I've got more....