Why parents get gray hair!

[Emery]

> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
> nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope
> propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the
> worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
> trembling
> hands:
>
> Dear Dad,
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to
> elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you
> and Mom.
> I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
> would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight
> motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's
> not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going
> to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
> firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
> more children.
> Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
> anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
> commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
> pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she
> sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
> to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you
> can get to know your grandchildren.
>
> Your son,
>
> Chad
>
> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
> card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me
> to come home.

[blueticks1]

HA HA THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!

[hunt-n-fish]

That's priceless..