Enjoy!Emery
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they
came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the
opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and
he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing
liberal drunk." "So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a
frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well,
so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the
road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us"
HAHAHAHA 
