BEWARE OF ICE CREAM TRUCK

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AFTER HEARING THAT HER 97 YEAR OLD GRANDPA HAD PASSED AWAY
THE YOUNG GIRL HURRIED TO HER 95 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER'S
HOUSE. SHE ASKED HOW HER GRANDPA HAD PASSED ON. HER
GRANDMA SAID HE PASSED AWAY SUNDAY WHILE WE WERE HAVEING
SEX. SHE SAID GRANDMA, YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR A
STRENOUS EXERCISE LIKE THAT. GRANDMA SAID OH, WE ONLY DID IT ON SUNDAY & IN TIME TO THE CHURCH BELLS. YOU KNOW, IN ON
DING , OUT ON DONG. AT THIS POINT GRANDMA STOPPED & WIPED A
TEAR FROM HER EYE & SAID " IF ONLY THAT DAM ICE CREAM TRUCK
HADN'T COME BY HE WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY