P.Diddy.
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official
language in America.
I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than
allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.
I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job
of spending my money than I could.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I
know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll
think we're a good and decent country.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it
will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a
windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not
be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give
the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can
redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing
them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my
family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to
911 than I can with a gun in my hand.
I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services,
education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a
better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for
that, can we?
I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've
decided to marry my horse.
I'm voting Democrat because my trial lawyer's crippling multi-million
dollar lawsuits against doctors, hospitals, drug companies, and HMO's
will make health insurance and medicine much more affordable.
I'm voting Democrat because Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, and Jesse
Jackson will end racism once and for all.
I'm voting Democrat because Christians in the Republican Party are
intolerant, theocratic warmongers and atheists like William Ayers have
never hurt anybody.
I'm voting Democrat so that no family member of mine will die in a
hospital bed. They will still be waiting in line for Obama's socialized
medicine, so they will never actually make it into a hospital bed.
I'm voting Democrat because everyone knows that raising taxes at the top
won't hurt people at the bottom.
I'm voting Democrat because skin color and good oratory skills are more
important than judgment and experience.
I'm voting Democrat because protecting barren wasteland is more
important than energy indepedence.
I'm voting Democrat because my college professor told me that America is
evil and should give up its place in the world.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that Cuba, Russia, and China
should be on the United Nations Human Rights Council.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that everyone is essentially good
-- even people like Ahmadinejad who call for the destruction of Israel.
He just needs a little understanding.
I'm voting Democrat because we should all be forced to drive ugly cars
with the horsepower of a riding lawnmower.
I am voting Democrat because I believe in change; although I don't know
WHAT the change will be, or HOW it will happen, AND I am pretty sure
that I won't WANT to actually change anything I do, but still....I
believe in change.
I'm voting Democrat because the government knows how to raise children
better than parents do.
I'm voting Democrat because I want the rich to work harder, give me
their money, and pay for my services so I don't have to.
I'm voting Democrat because I don't give to charity or do volunteer work
and then I complain about how selfish everyone else is.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not driven enough to realize my dreams
without the government holding my hand the entire way.
I'm voting Democrat because I want America to be Europe's prosthetic
limb.
I'm voting Democrat because I think we all should be equal...equally
unhappy and unsuccessful.
I'm voting Democrat because life just isn't fair and I deserve what
other people have without working for it.
I'm voting Democrat because I like hearing the word "Change" 50 million
times in presidential debate, seeing the word on celebrities' t-shirts
and bags, on signs outside of million dollar houses, and know that the
only change that is going to happen is that I'm going to work 40 hours a
week and not even see a penny of my paycheck because taxes will go
through the roof!!! YAY!!!!
I'm voting Democrat because Barack Obama is better than you, and he
knows it!
I'm voting Democrat because I like how democrats can cause financial
crises' like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and have the temerity to blame
them on Republicans.
I'm voting Democrat because Obama was endorsed by Hamas and terrorists
endorsements are a must to achieve world peace.
I am voting Democrat since I believe those who are lazy, druggies, high
school drop outs, etc. should be entitled to the money I wake up every
morning and work my ass off to make!
Im voting democrat because it's the COOL thing to do. I'm hip and in the
majority.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm a dumbass and because "Hillary said so"
I'm voting Democrat because I won't be subjected to any criteria for
meeting U.S. terrorists and having a cool-aid with any of them, and one
last critical factor.
I'm voting Democrat because of the War on Terror. We have not been
attacked once since Sept. 11, 2001, and that was caused by Bill Clinton,
but I still don't feel safe.
I'm voting Democrat because I agree with Joe Biden, that it really is
patriotic to pay more taxes. So I'm going to pay a "direct tax." Instead
of wasting time giving it to the government for redistribution, I will
give my money to derelicts who loiter outside of liquor stores and
methadone clinics. That's where it ends up anyway.
