Leave it to Robin Williams...

[Bev]

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
> >perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN
> >Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
> >
> >Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
> >logic!)
> >
> >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
> >not heard of plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
> >
> >1) The US will apologize to the world for our
> >"interference" in their affairs, past &present. We
> >will promise never to "interfere" again.
> >
> >2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
> >world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the
> >Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
> >station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
> >through holes in the fence.
> >
> >3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
> >affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
> >trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
> >gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
> >who or where they are. France would welcome them.
> >
> >4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
> >and limited to 90 day visits unless given a special
> >permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
> >yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
> >available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
> >drivers.
> >
> >5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
> >bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a
> >"D" and it's back home, baby.
> >
> >6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
> >sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
> >non polluting sources of energy but will require a
> >temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
> >The caribou will have to cope for a while.
> >
> >7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
> >countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
> >like it, we go someplace else.
> >
> >8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
> >in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray
> >to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
> >whatever they need. Besides, most of what we! give
> >them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The
> >people who need it most get very little, anyway.
> >
> >9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place.
> >We don't need the spies and fair weather friends
> >here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter
> >or lockup for illegal aliens.
> >
> >9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin
> >towers.
> >
> >10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
> >school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
> >Americans" any longer.
> >
> >Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
> >
> >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
> >your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's
> >got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a
> >piece of me?'" - Robin Williams