Couldn't resist this one...ha.

[Keystone Kid]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of Washington . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."

[Keystone Kid]

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first run for president,and as Senator of New York this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.


She screams again, "Did you hear me?"


Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.



In a barely audible whisper, he says,


"Who is this?"

[eddieledford]

That's funny rat there, on't car who ya are. HAHAHA

[S.R.Patch]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of Washington . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."

And this late breaking new...Governor Mitch Daniels is also among the missing...

sorry, couldn't resist. this is very bad joke...

[bill (flint river )]

i thought both were very funny.

[brawlin beagle]

funny stuff