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~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some fun~
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:44 pm
by johns03272008
Ok here is a little fun I think this could get interesting and remember thiis is a poke of fun not to be intermixed as meaningful or distasteful towards anyone!! This is just something I thought might get a little interwsting it might not but its worth a try and remember that someone may get you back so let's not take this serious!! Just somme good laughs and good conversation starter!
If we had to rate people on how we rate dogs what woulld they be and yes we want names along with this so we can all get some laughs and hopefullly get some new people to join in our beagle family with some laughter!! Also feel free to add little side notes to make it a litte interesting
For example
~~Joe Smoe~~
Speed-?
Check-?
Hunt-?
Line control-6 (try to keep on right path but sometimes gets pulled by other things)
Mouth-7 (always sounds good but sometimes gets a littlle mouthly
Nose-10 (couldn't slip a whiskey bottle 1 mile from him with out knowing)
ect....
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:54 pm
by John-PA
I think we would all be CULLED.
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:20 pm
by WILL LEFEVERS
Man this thread will be interesting, but because it is all in fun I will describe one of my buddies.
Mouth - gets put on clock alot, sometimes produces other times draws a minus. When he's on he has a machine gun chop mouth that drowns out the crowd, when he gets suckered on a trade he has a bawl mouth.
Hunt - like a bird dog for the next best up and comer.
Checks- found out this weekend that some of his checks have been traded between dog traders.
Line control- less than 6 beers he can keep it between the white lines.
Color - Tan but white feet.
Speed - been known to take some.
Heard more than one woman say he was in the Little Packer Hall Of fame.
Handle - most call him Mex
He is a little rough but overall a pretty good friend. Hahaha
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:25 pm
by johns03272008
WILL LEFEVERS wrote:Man this thread will be interesting, but because it is all in fun I will describe one of my buddies.
Mouth - gets put on clock alot, sometimes produces other times draws a minus. When he's on he has a machine gun chop mouth that drowns out the crowd, when he gets suckered on a trade he has a bawl mouth.
Hunt - like a bird dog for the next best up and comer.
Checks- found out this weekend that some of his checks have been traded between dog traders.
Line control- less than 6 beers he can keep it between the white lines.
Color - Tan but white feet.
Speed - been known to take some.
Heard more than one woman say he was in the Little Packer Hall Of fame.
Handle - most call him Mex
He is a little rough but overall a pretty good friend. Hahaha
Now that's funny!! That's exactly what I am hoping for in this thread and that makes for some good laughing and reading!!
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:28 pm
by tenntreedog
Cant say about anyone else but my wife has been trying to cull me for several years.
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:31 pm
by Casey Harner
I bet I would be taken behind the barn and shot.
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:50 am
by PREACHERS KENNEL
oh this is so dangerous for me lol.
lets start with hillbilly-mouth--way to mouthy,,,
speed -pretty doggone slow ..
nose -its pretty big can smell a burger a mile away ..
hunt- he hunts every excuse in the book ,why i beat him at golf,and why my dogskick his dogs butt lol..
hey but over all hes my pal so i just keep him and wont cull him, now after he reads this i maybe culled lol
i'll get more later .............
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:06 pm
by johns03272008
Nice! Keep them coming guys!
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:08 pm
by rabbithunter30
One of my buddys
Mouth - gets him picked up within the first 5 minutes of the hunt.
Needs to learn that there is a 3 bark max instead of 60
Hunt - Always hunting for the biggest stump to sit on
Checks- from the drivers seat to the tailgate when running dogs.
Line control- Always a mile off the line but close to the truck.
Color- Saddleback.
Speed - Slow like Steady Freddy
Nose-can smeel a rabbit track from 5 years ago
Heard from a buddy that he got on a rabbit track awhile back and tracked it out and found a rabbit skelaton that was said by geologist to be over a 1000 years old.
He probably going to get me back on this but hey its all in fun
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Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:22 pm
by Mr B8S
This goes out to my buddy Rabbithunter30
Mouth- as loose as a 3 dollar call girl on a Friday or Saturday night, someone needs to tell him when you field trial you suppose to get it up (Mr. Rabbit that is) before you open up.
Hunt- Above average, in inclement weather he will always jump a biscuit at Jack's, Hardees or the Waffle House.
Speed- On a scale of 1 to 10 he is -1 just like pond water, don't move until the wind blow.
Check- always making sure he has cigarettes and find the nearest store to get more thru the woods.
Color- a mixture between blk/tan & saddleback
Line Control- While not deviate from the track when his smokes run out (won't miss a turn)
Nose- Excellent, can smell a rabbit in the worse condition and in the deepest cover.
I heard a rumor that he once smelled a rabbit 2 States over buried in a Boiler of rice, Smothered in Gravy,
"IF THAT'S A LIE, I DIDN'T START IT, I'M JUST SPREADING IT"
ALL IN GOOD FUN
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:34 pm
by rabbithunter30
Mr B8S wrote:This goes out to my buddy Rabbithunter30
Mouth- as loose as a 3 dollar call girl on a Friday or Saturday night, someone needs to tell him when you field trial you suppose to get it up (Mr. Rabbit that is) before you open up.
Hunt- Above average, in inclement weather he will always jump a biscuit at Jack's, Hardees or the Waffle House.
Speed- On a scale of 1 to 10 he is -1 just like pond water, don't move until the wind blow.
Check- always making sure he has cigarettes and find the nearest store to get more thru the woods.
Color- a mixture between blk/tan & saddleback
Line Control- While not deviate from the track when his smokes run out (won't miss a turn)
Nose- Excellent, can smell a rabbit in the worse condition and in the deepest cover.
I heard a rumor that he once smelled a rabbit 2 States over buried in a Boiler of rice, Smothered in Gravy,
"IF THAT'S A LIE, I DIDN'T START IT, I'M JUST SPREADING IT"
ALL IN GOOD FUN
Mr.B8S you told the trust on some of that ( the smokes that is ) i am $3.50 call girl every quarter counts
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:56 pm
by edyjr76
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:56 am
by sammiller03
This post reminds me of a conversation my dad and i seem to have every deer season..
ME=== if i were a buck where would i be....
DAd says... Probably in someones freezer>>>
I sometimes think he would have culled me if he knew how i would turn out
sam
Re: ~if we judged people how we judge dogs~~ lets have some
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:56 pm
by johns03272008
I knew there was some funny people on here wth a goos sense of humoor!! Keep it coming guys! It makes for some good reading annd laughs!