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I heard someone on the board jokingly say something like, "my dog is so good, I have to put cotton in one of his nostrils or else he'll run 2 rabbits!"
I love these kind of Chuck Norris type of phrases about trucks, dogs, shootings skills.

Got any good ones about beagles or hunting or even guns!
Lets hear 'em.

Matt

I got a 3 year old female that has a mouth when she screams it scares the rest of the dogs and they go get under the truck and when i run her with my buddies i got to tie one leg up so they can keep up

I have a fat one that runs in low gear and the other dogs come and help her over the fence

RABBITSMOKER your are right-- your dog bark and it made the pup poop all over the box

Quote from a Judge in Honeys younger days. "That bitch is so fast that she beat the rabbit to the hole!!!!!!!! "

At least my dogs don't make their own food.

I dont ever have to clean my pens i got my own recycle program going on wouldnt have it ant other way to busy to scoop poop

I hunted with a guy who had a hound that would run the dickens out of a rabbit solo, but if there were other hounds running, he would go back to his owner and stand. I told him "that hound is just like us." He said, "how so?" I said, "he likes to hear a good rabbit race every now and then, too."

Reminds me of an old Jerry Clower story. He said him and his buddy was running dogs and ol Highball was burning it up , just one big ol bawl after another. All the sudden Highball shut up. His buddy said do you think he treed it? Jerry said wait a minute after a short pause ol highball started up again. Jerry said no he didnt tree it. he was just running across posted land.

I love this best post on here in awhile

We had a Dog years ago that would run along and would occasionally carry her back leg for some unknown reason from time to time. I asked my Daddy to explain Why she did this, and He just Said! "She is a Arithmetic Dog, She puts down three and carries her one"

Just thought of another one I have heard.
If he is running a deer theres a rabbit riding side saddle on it.

Running the dogs one time a guy came walkin up and he just stood there listening. After a couple minutes the rabbit crossed in frt of us and he looked at me and said, my god them dogs are running so fast I bet even the fleas can't hang on. Boy I wish they would run like that again.

Man that dog was runnin like a three gaited duck.

I remember several years back when Everett Morgan had the Rabbit Hunter magazine he was doing an article on something and he mentioned something about a pup babbling like a crack baby and man did the people lay into him over that comment.