Swamper wants a wife

[Ted Peercy]

AlSwamper has decided to get hitched. The woman of his dreams must be able to skin rabbits, scale fish, cook, and own a bass boat. Please send all correspondence through TAB and enclose a picture of the bass boat.

[wingpatch]

Well i'll Bee, Now thats really good to hear, I think we should all do our best to find the right match for swamper
i don't know for sure but i heard Bubba's Sister Neomie lou Was getten a devorce from her cousin Stony.
Now there is a gal Swamper would fall head over heals for, As soon as she gets her new teeth & her hair grows back in & she shaves her beard off she is going to be a fine looken match for alswamper

[snowshoehareguide]

wing it really brings tears to my eyes the way you been pickin on swamper.



i get up off the floor my ribs hurt and i got tears running down my face.

[New York Hillbilly]

wingpatch,
Whoooohooo! What a description...I can just picture her...ummm...you really got a way with words...what da ya do work for a preevert book company or somthin. Now ya done it I gotta wake the mrs. and let her know I'm home from work.
NYH

[AlabamaSwamper]

I thought about that Ted and honestly, I almost married a girl from Tennessee once. Well, I got smart and left her hillbilly butt behind when I moved. I should have listen to my father when he said them Tennessee women wouldn't no good. He was right.

I also thought about a yankee once, but my folks banned me from Christmas that year so I got rid of her also.

[wingpatch]

Well i got some bad news, Seems Neomie Lou went and got her self dog bit, Bubba said this is the first time she has ever been cought by the hounds while she was laying a drag race at the coon hunters club.
Bubba kinda figures she will be ok in a day er two. But a couple of the hounds aint going to make it, Neomie Lou bit them up pretty good.
Bubba says he is going to send Neomie Lou to meet up with Alswamper As soon as she heals up a little. He called Red wing dog haulers & they are going to take her. All bubbas got to do is get her vet checked & a rabies shot And porvide a dog mussel..... Count your days swamper Your dreams have came true

OOOOOPS. I almost forgot swamper bubba wanted to know ifen you wanted her to shave both her legs for the first time seems shes got some bad chigger bits on one of them//???

[YGD]

WINGPATCH, I GOT TO ADMIRE YOU. YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO HELP A BUDDY OUT. TELL HER NOT TO SHAVE HER LEGS, THEN SWAMPER WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL IF IT'S JIGGERS OR PIMPLES.
SWAMPER, YOU ARE INDEED LUCKY( i guess) TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE THAT.. ENJOY???
BUNNYBUSTER LOL

[AlabamaSwamper]

Well, I was considering her WIng until I reread your post and seen she was stony's cousin!!!!!

Oh yeah, she better not be a dang yank either. LOL

[dosgris]

please send a picture of her bass boat,,, if al decides to pass

[wingpatch]

Bubba was going to send a picture of Neomie Lou To you Al Butt the only one he has is on a WANTED POSTER. He says she is looken right nice now, The bold spots are fillen in quit nice , She is glueing the hair that she plucks from her nose & legs And various other places [ He He ]..to them
Neomie Lous Paw thinks it is a very good idea to hook up with Alswamper . He says it is about time to have a family outcross.
There is an up date on them dog bites seems they are healen up real fast except for the ozzing stuff, But the vet said that might be coming from some where else????
Alswamper if you were a wondering what Neomie LOU looks like , Bubba says she looks just like PEE WEE Hermon With a beard & small bumps on her cheast

[ramblin' rhubarb]

I just had to reply to this message about someone named "swamper" wantin' a wife. My name is Rhubarb, friends call me "Barbie". I couldn't help but notice what you were looking for in a wife. Sounds just like me. I really did just get me a bass boat. I go out fishing on the weekends when I don't work me a double shift at the Piggly Wiggly. Been doin' that for a while now, it's how i earned me my boat. I keep it stored in my cousin's basement since my double-wide ain't got room. I've just gotten started in huntin' beagles and my cousin told me about this site. anyway,today was my first day to get on and i saw that message. Figured it was a sign, after all the moon and Venus were in line and my horoscope said my life would change today. I really can skin a rabbit. My first husband was a big hunter. My third husband taught me to fish and I just got this bug and had to get me a boat. anyway, i hope you'll really consider this reply and get back to me. I am lonely and will make a good wife. I'll be waiting to hear from you.....Rhubarb (you can call me barbie PS-check out the picture of my boat i'm sending!

[Barbie]

I have tried, without success, to post my boat picture. Since I live in Florida, I might just name her "Sexy Swamper" after you, Al. sorry the picture falied.

[wkendarcher]

The secret swamper is to marry a woman so ugly she never leaves the double wide. then nobody will steal her from you and she will be so happy she will be really good to you.

[Alabama John]

Rhubarb? This has to be from a yankee or she or her kin is from up north somewhere. Folks down South do not know what Rhubarb is! Ate some in Chicago once and it was good, raw and cooked.

Alswamper said he didn't want a yankee woman, he can't understand them when they talk and they talk soooooo fast.

[bowhunter59]

looks like i been missing out on some good action here !!!!! U GO AL LOOKS LIKE U FOUND UR TRUE LOVE! REMMEBER if u do fall in love with her i can marry yall !