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I have decied I am going to look for the next Mr. Sirius. The old one doesn't want to hunt, fish or run dogs anymore. So the new must be willing to Hunt, Fish, play cards (Texas Hold'em) but most of all run dogs with me. He must be willing to work enough to support hobbies, you know huntin, fishin, dogs. Would be nice if he was easy to look at but must be able to carry on a conversation (about dogs of course) drunk or sober. Must be willing to accept his place is somewhere behind the dogs. Must be Under 60 and over 25, don't want to raise them and don't want to feed them either. Must own his own truck, he ain't borrowing mine. You do not have to apply to this position but I would like to read your idea of a good future spouse or current one. I got the idea from Patches, so you can blame him.


By the way any fishermen out there you should watch this video http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=4 ... 4a9.568554
these fish are here in the US infact we have just recently had people catch state records here in OKLAHOMA a 67 pounder and a 73 pounder.

Hope you can find humor in your life...somedays I have to look really hard but it is there.

Here are a few things you might add.

Truck must be 4 wheel drive.
Be able to scoop poop.
Has own teeth. At least the ones in the front.
Be able to see his feet by looking directly down without bending over.
Send pictures of dogs and truck.

I AGREE, IF HE DON'T WANT TO HUNT , FISH OR RUN DOGS IT'S TIME TO SHIP HIM OUT. DARN, I WISH I COULD SCOOP POOP & SEE MY FEET WITHOUT BENDING OVER.
MIKE

Shoot, I was looking for a woman that has these qualities. Not sure there is any out there so I gave up looking. Best of luck with your search......



hounddog
Jim Umbarger

I met all your standards, but one, I'm over 60. Just because theirs snow on the roof doesn't mean theirs not a fire in the furnace. He He
If you ever get to Ohio come and set in the lounge chairs with me and my buddy and listen to them dogs run a rabbit.

BTW I met all the qualities but one, I don't know how to play texas hold-em.


hounddog
Jim Umbarger

I may be interested only if you got a flat head

Jimmie, what would that be used for, a place to sit your chilly one?



hounddog
JimUmbarger

Just joking ms sirius . Hope you find him.

Well I meet all of yours and Sally's (oakhills) requirements.. .Even have a few yall left off.... Owns my own dogs, and Have a boat and a John Deere Tractor...


To bad Im already taken..... If I wasn't Sally would adopt me


Jason

You don't understand, Jason. You are already adopted.

Yelp, a JD tractor is definitely a plus.

oakhill wrote:Here are a few things you might add.
Send pictures of dogs and truck.

That's hilarious!!!!!!!

*diiiiiiiiiiiiiies*

Y'all are too much.

Here's the big problem, girls:



HERE'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR:








AND HERE'S WHAT'S LOOKING FOR US:

LOL good one BEV

how did you get my picture bev? thats me on the bottom