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jimbo
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i cant believe my buddy lost his wife beacause of his love for dogs anybody ever had this happen?
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no, but thats a great idea....................LOL
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MY WIFE SEZ WHEN I GET THAT 3 RD DOG IT OVER
I SAY, GETTER DONE :drunk:
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I got 3 dogs now, and if I end up with another... I will probably be in divorce court..... :D
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Emery,
Just get two dogs then, that way it isn't if you get one more dog promise... LOL Remember that you didn't get just one more dog you got two.... :lol:

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jimbo wrote:i cant believe my buddy lost his wife beacause of his love for dogs anybody ever had this happen?
Ohhhh..... I think I can top that, lol. ;)
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My husband says I love dogs more than him. Well, if he spends all his time driving in the Miata and leaving me with the dogs... what am I supposed to do? The dogs are here when I get up and when I go to bed. He's not!!!! He even said all that is wrong with our relationship is demonstrated by the hairless wonder! What the heck is that supposed to mean????

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Guys (and gals?): the trick is to build up the number GRADUALLY. I have been married 14 years and I now have 14 beagles. Go up only one per year so they only SUSPECT you are insane! Also, it helps to let one go (choose one you really do not like anyhow) every now and then saying you are "cutting back" just to throw your spouse off balance! Then you can always add a pup later to replace the one you culled. I am not sure whether the reaction to a new beagle is MUCH calmer than it used to be or whether I take the lecture better now - LOL!
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I don't get it!! Scary stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
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My wife tried to the same crap. She siad the dogs had to go. So, i handed her the car keys and loaded up her car for her. That was five months ago, and i still have all of my dogs!
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Chuck, you always kill me with your analytical approach to this beagling thing. LMAO. Listen to this guy, folks - he's got the system down...
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I don't know how my husband puts up with ME! He always touts "I wish you treated me like a dog, they get alot more attention and much better food than I do".
*snickers* He's right, but I really do LOVE my (ah hem) .......... dogs!
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LETS SEE I HAVE FOUR DOGS NOW HOW MANY DO U'LL THINK I WILL HAVE TO GET BEFOR SHE LEAVES. :???:







P.S AND IF SHE LEAVES ME AND THE DOGS ARE GOING WITH HER....
I KINDA LIKE THE OLD BATTLELACK......
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Bunny Runner wrote:I don't know how my husband puts up with ME! He always touts "I wish you treated me like a dog, they get alot more attention and much better food than I do".
*snickers* He's right, but I really do LOVE my (ah hem) .......... dogs!
I must be the lucky one! My Hubby lets me run off to dog shows and he stays home and cleans up after them and feeds em. Takes care of the kids and never complains. Hell! he even whelps litters!

Don't anyone offer to buy him cuz he ain't for sale!!! LOL

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Windkist, LOL Thats ok, I have my own. :D

Any fights that we have are over the dogs, not about them. For example, I like to trial, he likes to hunt. Come fall there is usually an argument over who gets which dogs but he always gives in.
He also stays with the kids while I run off to KY to run dogs with my hen friends or to the AKC Nationals or out of town trials and all he asks in return is that I stock up on easy to fix food for him and the kids and of course that the dogs have plenty to eat.

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