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Karle also said as we watched a mouthy dog in a cast, "I'd like to buy that dog, so that I could stand it in front of my kennel and cut its throat to set an example!!"

THATS A GOOD ONE!!!

mitch wrote:Must of been the blue bird sky that they couldn't run today.

I tell my buddies that all the time lol. seems like here lately we are saying that a lot more

"if we can't get a rabbit out of there we might as well go home"
"this is a bad year for the rabbit population"
"its up if oh .... is barking"
"have a little faith these dogs are prooofessionals"
"leave em alone they know what we are here for"

One that made me fall of the tail gate one night ,my buddies fast dogs couldn't run after a rain one night. Put his up and disproved the theory with my medium slow dogs. Any way here it is.

The ground must be Sour from the rain. [/b]

This was told to me at a trail - you had the best dog out there she just didnt score any points

These 2 gyps will work a thicket like maggots in a dead mule.

It don't get too hot and dry for this un to run.

If ol' joe here can't smell 'im, nothing can.

I believe that rabbit climbed a pine sapling.... seen it before.

Was at the WV State Hunt and a fellow had pups for sale. I asked him what these pups were out of and he said "Rocket and Zipper." (These are two male dogs.) Must have been and interesting site when these two dogs mated.

Other quotes I hear occassionally.

At UKC hunts I hear. "Those ARHA little pack hounds are all too wild and crazy and worthless." and "There is a lot of cheating and buddy judging in that format."

At Little Pack hunts I hear. "In the UKC each person is the judge of their own hound. How can they lose like that?" and "There is a lot of cheating and buddy judging in that format."

" A dog is what it is the day it is born! All we can do is give it the field time to bring it out!" Dale Prunty told me that.

I heard a guy once time tell me that the only hound that he trust from not any kind of trash was a dead hound. I have found that one to be true.

Catfish:

I was running with Jimmy Abshire one day this past summer and the dogs were pounding. He said "they are running that rabbit like it owes them money". That says it all about a good day of running.

Wont mention any names...." I was wipped by the pencil that round"

Karl Griffith at a trial in sod. He was a spectator yelling down to the handlers " Hey Jay, did you get your license plates renewed? If not you better or Ol'"......." is gonna get a ticket. He's been on the road for the last 15 minutes"

Was at a trial in TN a couple years back.. A dog struck off of the leash in the middle of the road. The judge gave him a jump.. I said how did you figure that one out? He snapped right back " Do you think rabbits just fall out of air planes?"

Could not jump a rabbit in a rain barrell. I was at a trial years ago about 2 pm afternoon , My dog screams a jump the rabbit runs like a pig from a gun. That locked me , as i ran the points thru my head. The score card was handed out at the end to be signed. No jump was awarded, or strike
but i received a check some where , When i asked about the jump , to my surprise the judge said "Didnt see it sorry" . I signed the score card .
So it goes.

i was tellin tom floyd one day about a guy that offered me 700 bucks for this dog i had then ,he said:

"boys,that is when two fools met,him for offering that much and you for not taking it!"

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard! I always knew those squall mouth dogs were hurt! I can also relate to the free puppies. That was great!! I can't believe the Lawyer wouldn't trade dogs for services.

Gaurantee it to run." FROM THE BACK DOOR TO THE FRONT DOOR"

I once said @#$%!! and followed it up with *%#$@