>A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback
>riding accident. He fell from the horse and was
>nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an
>unplugged the horse just in time.
>
>
>
>A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they
>came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good >man."
>The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two people in
>there?"
>
> GO BLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHIO STATE VS MICHIGAN?WHO WILL GET-R-DONE?
Moderators: Pike Ridge Beagles, Aaron Bartlett
Q. Why doesn't Ohio slide off into the Ohio River?
A. Because Michigan SUCKS.
Q. What do you tell the U of M cheerleader to pick her up after she smiles at you?
A. Nice tooth, babe.
Q. How do you keep your family safe from a Wolverine?
A. Move to Pasadena.
Q. Did you hear the University of Michigan is going to bring back artificial
turf in their football stadium?
A. They're tired of the cheerleaders eating all the grass.
Q. Why did they change the playing field at "The Big House" to cardboard?
A. Because Michigan has always looked better on paper.
A. Because Michigan SUCKS.
Q. What do you tell the U of M cheerleader to pick her up after she smiles at you?
A. Nice tooth, babe.
Q. How do you keep your family safe from a Wolverine?
A. Move to Pasadena.
Q. Did you hear the University of Michigan is going to bring back artificial
turf in their football stadium?
A. They're tired of the cheerleaders eating all the grass.
Q. Why did they change the playing field at "The Big House" to cardboard?
A. Because Michigan has always looked better on paper.
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richard g harker
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Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about
>the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan.
>As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer
>inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the
>genie. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said
>the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built >around
>the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever
>get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it >to
>be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie
>grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new >paradise
> The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. Lloyd says, "Fill it >up
>with water."
>
>the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan.
>As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer
>inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the
>genie. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said
>the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built >around
>the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever
>get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it >to
>be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie
>grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new >paradise
> The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. Lloyd says, "Fill it >up
>with water."
>
These are getting good.....Tony
A Michigan grad sees an ad for a $99 cruise. He goes to the travel agent and pays the fee. The travel agent hits him over the head with a club, stuffs him in a sack, throws him out the window onto a raft and cuts the raft loose. The Michigan grad wakes up floating in the ocean, along with another Michigan graduate. "I hope they serve dinner on this cruise,"
The first one says they didn't last year!!!!!!!!!!
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a Michigan graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "I even played football there!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
The first one says they didn't last year!!!!!!!!!!
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a Michigan graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "I even played football there!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
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richard g harker
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Did you have to go buy more bullets???
Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.
Q: Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games?
A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated
The Statue
A Buckeye fan walks into a curio shop in German Village in Columbus. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He took it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one thousand dollars for the story," said the owner.
The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him down the street. This was disconcerting; he began walking faster. But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Olentangy River and threw the bronze rat as far out into the river as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the river after it and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," said the owner, "You have come back for the story?"
"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze wolverine."
A: Grease her hips and push.
Q: Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games?
A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated
The Statue
A Buckeye fan walks into a curio shop in German Village in Columbus. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He took it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one thousand dollars for the story," said the owner.
The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him down the street. This was disconcerting; he began walking faster. But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Olentangy River and threw the bronze rat as far out into the river as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the river after it and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," said the owner, "You have come back for the story?"
"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze wolverine."
Michigan RULES
Michigan= 21
Puckeyes= 14
Puckeyes= 14
Re: This says it all
Rneil wrote:
Your right Michigan Does SUCK lol Suck the life right out of Osu
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jonnyringo
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Yeah, he was a good coach. Let's remember wher he came from.bluegrass wrote:My sympathies to Michigan fans regarding the passing of a great competitor...Rest in Peace Bo Schembechler...
Tony
Along with many of Michigan's great players. That's right - The Buckeye State!
"Evil flourishes when good men do nothing."
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richard g harker
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My sympathies the passing
That is too bad. Bo was a great coach and there was nothing like Bo and Woody in the big game. Bo's great coaching was one of the reason this game was great. He will be missed I'm sure.
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Beach Creek Beagles
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