I accidently ate poop!

[old blood beagles]

I am with you Valley. LOL... I would have never told that story.

After reading this topic it reminded me of a joke:

There was two cousins, one lived in the country and the other lived in a big city. They constantly talked on the phone about what place was better to grow up in. The one that lived in the city always came out on top when it came to who got the better education and who had a better life with all the extra's that a man would need and just bragged about how much better life is when you lived in a big city. One day the man from the country asked his big city kin to come down and go rabbit hunting with him. So the big shot from the city came down driving his 80,000 dollar car and sporting a new matching set of hunting coats and pants and he had a brand new browning gold trigger over and under 12 guage trap shooting shotgun in a velvet lined case. The man on the farm went into his house and came out with an old pair of working bids and a pair of old worn out leather work boots and a single shot 410.
While they were out hunting the man from the city just kept hammering the guy from the country about how much bettter he had it and how much smarter he was and that the guy from the country was just a pour farm boy that did not know anything, but while he was doing this he would ask questions about what is this or what is that (different things you would see out on the farm) and the farm boy would tell him that is a poke plant, that is a paw paw tree, and the guy from the city would see the farm boy eating the different type of fruits and plants.
As time went on the guy from the city would look down and ask what are those little black tic tac looking things all over the place and the city boy knew it was his time to shine and he told him that they were smart pills and that you could eat them. the city boy thinking back about the days hunt and seeing the farm boy eating and enjoying the fruits of the great outdoors decided to grab a hand full and started chewing. As soon as the smell left his mouth and hit his nose he spit out those pills and said man that stuff tastes like SH*T and the county boy says see you are getting smater already.

[danny vansickle]

shyteaters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fireman1428]

I'VE SEEN SOME SHYT EATING DOGS BUT NEVER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blckcrk-dog]

boy oh boy what some people will talk about

[foxxy]

i was at work running a continuous miner and this subject popped in my head
ok you know when you are pressure washing kennels you hit something and water comes back is that sh!tty water or clean
and where all does it go (MOUTH ,HAIR, AND EYES) what a crappy deal

[wildcatfan0309]

if you like the taste of it
do you think there is a market for it because i got plenty
and if we run out of it we could find a way to blow danny vansickle up because hes full of it

[rb_hunter]

I hope yr dogs wernt watching, I could only amadgen what they were thinking.

[Keystone Kid]

I have an indoor kennel and training facility I train and condition my k-9's (15 to 40 dogs), and an outdoor kennel for all my hunting dogs (15 to 30 dogs). So as most can imagine I have a lot of poop to scoop. I can honestly say in 25+ years cleaning kennels I have yet to "eat crap". I have got it on my lips a few times through, but comon sence told me not to lick them , let alone swallow it

Tip of the day: When working around crap "keep your mouth shut".

[Anderson Upland Beagles]

A young fellow down the road had something similar happen the next day he started chasing cars. His brother put a shock collar on him fixed the problem. People said they believe it was the high protein feed.

[DRamey]

Page 2? Are you kiddin' me? We all gotta get a life!

[Lone Pine Beagles]

Just got back from vacation.

I enjoyed everyone's "poop" stories.

I can't believe we're at 2 pages on this but its good reading! lol

thank you,
LPB

[Emery]

Dont know if i would of told that story.

C'Mon now, if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?

My experience happened when I was in high school. I was at my friend's house in the barn helping with milking. We were walking down the center isle talking (cows facing out) and a cow started taking her crap. This is nothing to worry about, but she had to cough at the same time. You guessed it, right in my open mouth. The thought of it still makes me quiver, but it really didn't taste bad at all. :yuk

[Bunnyblaster]

Hand to mouth for some of the illnesses you can get from poop is fairly rare according to my very good doctor friend. That being said...........yes it's disgusting!!!..............$h!t happens sometimes, literally ..........and whoever said you gotta be able to laugh at yourself is right on the money.