Swamper wants a wife

[AlabamaSwamper]

Yeah, I hear she's from Winchester and her last name is Taylor. I wonder if she is kin to the Taylor I know from there. Hum, probably is!!! I figured that was your boat that she bought and since she is kin, she probably got a good deal. Now, just one more question, Is she your sister and cousin or you aunt and sister?

[bowhunter59]

no kin to me ! only folks i've seen that looked like that were from ala! most of them have a few teeth and one good eye!!

[AlabamaSwamper]

Now bowhunter, I have dated them Tennessee women so I know how they are. I have yet to meet one with all their teeth and most have at best, an 8th grade education. I guess that is why they acted so dumb. Yes, my family is from Wayne Co, Tn but I have stepped out of that shadow and plus, I had me a certified Alabama education. So there, she has to be kin to ya bowhunter, I mean heck, you live in the same town. Ask Ted Peercy, I bet all of McMinnville is kin and from what I hear, they are still linebreeding in that town.

Kinda like most towns in Tennessee, the family tree of the town is as straight as a telephone poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bowhunter59]

now now al..... calm down...... dont let that tea get to u ....what r uuuu ashamed of...... go ahead and marry this girl and quit trying to lay it on me take ur medicine!!!

[Ted Peercy]

I got a call from Alabama late this afternoon. Seems Swamper's wedding plans may have to be put on hold for awhile. He sustained a serious head injury this afternoon. He was washing his hair and the commode lid fell on him. Maybe this will knock some sense into him.

[bowhunter59]

THX TED I WAS TOLD IT WAS FROM GETTING A DRINK OF WATER BUT IF U SAY THATS HOW IT HAPPENED I BELIEVE U!!!!

[snowshoehareguide]

ive seen my dog drink out of there and now i know where she learned it..