The True Purpose Of Tighty Whiteys

[Jamie Rice]

AS REPORTED ON CNN.COM

ROGERS, Arkansas (AP) -- There's another reason Mom is right when she says you should always have a fresh pair of underwear. A city attorney learned last week that they can attract rescue helicopters. Ben Lipscomb found himself lost in the flooded backwoods this week while duck hunting with his Labrador retriever. He only managed to make it out by tying his white briefs to the end of his gun barrel and waving them at an Arkansas State Police helicopter. Decked out in full camouflage hunting gear, Lipscomb was practically invisible as the helicopter made several passes at dusk. "They had passed over me a couple of times," he said after he was safe and sound back at his City Hall desk. "I knew I had to do something to get their attention." Lipscomb had been in the flooded timberland near Hollowell Reservoir for about 12 hours when he was rescued. To survive, he drank dirty bayou water and ate a raw duck breast.

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[WSRandy]

Lipscomb had been in the flooded timberland near Hollowell Reservoir for about 12 hours when he was rescued. To survive, he drank dirty bayou water and ate a raw duck breast.

LOL, Swing.........Is Lipscomb some of your kin?

Seriously though.....I think I would have to be lost a little longer than 12 hours to eat raw duck... This guy must be an eater


Randy

[Briarhoppers]

too funny!

[windy hollow]

Lipscomb had been in the flooded timberland near Hollowell Reservoir for about 12 hours when he was rescued. To survive, he drank dirty bayou water and ate a raw duck breast.

LOL, Swing.........Is Lipscomb some of your kin?

Seriously though.....I think I would have to be lost a little longer than 12 hours to eat raw duck... This guy must be an eater


Randy

Now wait a minute Im an eater and I think I wouldnt have eaten raw duck, of coarse I always carry matches and paper towels,in case.

[talley-ho]

good thing he wasn't out there any longer. the lab might have been next.

[windy hollow]

good thing he wasn't out there any longer. the lab might have been next.

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