All about quotes....

[Rowco Beagle Kennels]

I was congratulating Ricky and Alice on another post when I remembered another good one. "BEHIND EVERY GOOD MAN IS A GOOD WOMAN AND A VERY SURPRIZED MOTHER-IN-LAW."

[warddog]

Hey Jimmie as I was responding to another thread on here it brought another quote to my mind:

"A fool and their money are soon parted"

[adirondackjoe]

LIFE IS PAIN HIGHNESS ! anyone who tells you differently is selling something. the princess bride.

[wabbit]

A rolling stone gathers no moss!

[tarcreek]

"That gripes my homesick as@"
"That bearing went out cause you greased it to much" You can put lipstick on a pig but its still a pig" That boys got a lot of quit in him." Like to buy'em for what they're worth and sell'em for what they think they're worth" I'd rather tell it to you 2 or 3 different ways than lie to you .

[chris83]

" I never gave anyone hell , i just told the truth & they all thought it was hell " Theodore Roosvelt

lr patch isn't that a Harry Truman quote or did he just borrow it.

The one Roosvelt quote I always heard in school was "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far"

This is a good old school quote from Truman that we could benifit from using today
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."

My dad "darn boy was you born in a barn shut the door"
" you would tear up a lead ball with a toothpick"

one i heard/ " aint no sweat of my sack"

[rabitruner]

You could f up a wet dream!
You could break an anvil with a rubber mallet!
You can't turn a whore into a housewife!
I don't mind u desagreeing with me as long as you don't mind being wrong!

Heard from my step dad a lot during by dumb ass days.

Andy Canterbury

[oef10]

run what ya brung and hope ya brung enough!!

[wingmaster_01]

My wife threatened to cut me off. i replied, impossible! you don't know where i'm gett'n it.

My wife said she was think'n about trade'n me in on a new model. I said, well i been think'n the same thing. But since the price of scrap is up, i've decided to take the silver outta your hair, the gold outta your teeth, and the lead outta your azz and junk ya.

"blind outta one eye and can't see out the other"

[hogbody]

"Love goes where it's sent, even if it's in a pig's a**" (old hog farmer)

"If Heaven was by merit instead of favor, your dogs would enter before you" (Mark Twain)

"If it were easy, everbody would do it" (My cousin, a cement contractor)

[blackrockbeagles]

When i was in school one of my favorites in auto mechanics class was: If at first you dont succeed get a bigger hammer, Professor Skipton,

As a heavy equipment mechanic for TECO COAL. Everybody wants my job till something breaks down then nobody wants it: MINE
If it was easy everybody would do it.

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

At a big hunt years ago Blair thought he could shotgun beers all night with Ronnie p I never forget what tapeworm brown told me the next day. Blair was so Fu---- up he had to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the ground, now dat right thar is funny.

[Mapel Valley Kennels LLC.]

I am higher than giraffe snatch - me years ago

[adirondackjoe]

be reasonable. do it my way.

[adirondackjoe]

the mouth- operating independently of the brain-creates words. thats me.